Caveman

A ladies dress held up by only one shoulder strap. The dress resembles that which a caveman might wear, and has a negative connotation.

A daughter asks her mom, "Does this dress look good to wear tonight?"
Her mom replies, "Ewww... You're going to wear a caveman?"

by ucsusan May 22, 2010

Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.

i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches

by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008

Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010

Cavemanic

to act in a caveman manner.

boy throws a stick and says something dumb. girl says, "wow, that's very cavemanic of you."

by newerwords June 1, 2012

Caveman Style

A method of ordering fast food when you are on a Paleo, Primal, low-carb or gluten free regimen. a cheeseburger or other sandwich ordered with no bread, no fries, just place the meat and cheese in a clamshell and pile the veggies and condiments on top.

"Welcome to R****'s. may I help you?"
"I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."

by navarre1095 August 26, 2013

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

Caveman

A human who lived during the prehistoric time's

Agahagahaaagahahaha

Jake you're a fucking caveman

by You're moms under pants October 6, 2016