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buffalo waffle 

A clean way to call someone an asshole. First used in Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast.
I hate that guy man. He's such a buffalo waffle.
buffalo waffle by ComicandBOmber December 10, 2010

buffalobster 

The fiercest seafaring creature to scuttle around. Pinchers of a world class lobster, a lobster fin, and the head and torso of a buffalo. Perhaps best known for its epic battle against Sharkdopus in the year of our lord 2004 and again in 2005. The battle lasting over a year caused both a major tsunami Hurricane Katrina. The Buffalobster is often placed in the same category as the lake placid type animal kingdom monsters. imagine a duck billed platypus but glorious.
Holy shit dude!! it's a godamn buffalobster!! lets get the fuck out of here!
buffalobster by Doogie,theoneandonly February 23, 2011

Buffalo Ninja 

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.
Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.

Buffalo tits 

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.
"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"
Buffalo tits by Atl311man June 29, 2014

buffalo wing face 

A bloody, vaginal secretion mix, smeared on ones face through means of kissing after the woman sucks off a mans penis after intercourse with her period and he kisses her after
After Lafawnduh finished cleaning me off from that bloody snatch, bitch tried kissing me. I said " ain't in the mood for no buffalo wing face"
buffalo wing face by D-crew August 1, 2016

buffalo fisting 

Going elbow deep in a horny, gigantic, bush-laden woman
"I took a grenade for a friend last night. I buffalo fisted the shit out of some bitch"

"I always get a bush burn on my elbow when I'm buffalo fisting. "

"Blue cheese lube is best for Buffalo Fisting "