buffalobster 

The fiercest seafaring creature to scuttle around. Pinchers of a world class lobster, a lobster fin, and the head and torso of a buffalo. Perhaps best known for its epic battle against Sharkdopus in the year of our lord 2004 and again in 2005. The battle lasting over a year caused both a major tsunami Hurricane Katrina. The Buffalobster is often placed in the same category as the lake placid type animal kingdom monsters. imagine a duck billed platypus but glorious.

Holy shit dude!! it's a godamn buffalobster!! lets get the fuck out of here!

buffalobster by Doogie,theoneandonly February 23, 2011

Buffaloberries 

Small little red spots on men's testicles.

"The population of buffaloberries on my nuts seems to increase with age."

Buffaloberries by DehsYkael April 24, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016