take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

bus 411

The most obnoxious bus with the most obnoxious driver. Has “couches” as seats and driver of this bus needs to turn down hearing aids so she doesn’t get mad for everything. Also not to mention, we get put in assigned seats every time we do something “silly”. Driver makes bus ride the worst hour of our lives. Also she likes to take our gum away.

“Bus 411 is here, ugh”

by crythepie October 21, 2019

Bus 11

When you have to walk somewhere, you're using Bus 11; your legs.

Person 1: How are you getting home from school?
Person 2: I'm catching Bus 11

by I'm so tiredAF September 16, 2018

Bus-wood

A term you use when you take public transportation and your partner sends you a naughty text or picture and you get a hard on!

I was on my daily commute this morning and my wife sent me some nudes..I ended up getting some serious bus-wood!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

M*BU

how people censor the mr incredible becoming uncanny meme when its shortened (MIBU). they either do it because of whatever community formed out of it or because they hate the meme

there are other ways of censoring it like this
M**U
MI*U
M***
M#BU
M!BU
M1BU
M!6U
M!8U and more

Person: Dude M*BU sucks, I hate it because of it's "community"
Person 2: I hate M*BU In general because its cringe and it ruined Mr Incredible's reputation.

by guy using urban dictionary June 29, 2023

bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners

*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011