I'm so bored

me too why do you think I'm typing this

I dono I'm so bored

by neoooo February 26, 2019

bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011

I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

by Jorbach October 16, 2012

shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.

(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!

by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010

officially bored

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.

"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"

by cousinpaulie May 22, 2007

Boredom

A state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on Urban Dictionary

Goddamn, I wallow in boredom. I know - let's post s'more on UD.com

by Katy June 30, 2004

bored

Anyone who is like me and is writing the definition for this word.

Someone who decides to look bored up would be bored.

by Anonymous B. August 10, 2006