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Splooge n' Boot

Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!

Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!

David: I know right!
by thegansteroflove November 14, 2011
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boot up

v. To inject drugs intravenously. See also shoot up, bang

Like booting up a computer, when one boots up drugs, they start up, turn on, wake up to the world.
Once we figured how to extract DXM from cough syrup, we immediately mixed it with meth and shot it up.

S: "This is my goal in life: To boot up DXM!"
by Holly-Day February 2, 2004
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boot cut jeans

Style of pants made out of blue jean fabric that skims the thigh and has a slight flare at the leg opening : to balances proportions and give the illusion of making your legs look longer.
Those boot cut jeans make your legs look great, even without heels on you look taller.
by bonet72 February 9, 2010
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i boot

Means you cant be assed to do something
Originated at Purbrook Park School
"oi keet, wanna go down the heath?"
"nah i boot"
by xXmilfXx February 28, 2009
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nike boot

a boot made by nike. Popular in DC, MD, and VA. (DMV)
favored over timberland boots in the above area. Basically endorsed by the upcoming Rapper from DC known as Wale.
1. "Flyer than the rest of em, still got my nike boots!" - Wale
by that DMV guy January 14, 2008
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boot lace

Its the line of love spunk you shoot on a womans back right when you pull out. Arch your back and let 'er fly.
My woman gasped with horror when I shot a hot boot lace across her shoulders. Her boyfriends Joe and Gary had to clean it up.
by Z28 owner December 8, 2007
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das boot

Mini series now on DVD.The best WW2 film by far.You really want the crew to perform the mission and return safely to port.In today's politically correct world it may be best to keep sympathy for this regime to yourself.Thinking aloud may lead to you committing a thought crime.
"...aircraft attacking at 270 degrees....ALAAAARM!......."
by WESER May 21, 2004
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