Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

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bonsa

Bonsa is a great friend although sometimes forgets the bro-code. He will go ho’s before bros and will try steal your girlfriend but putting that all aside. He is funny and the slowest smart person you will ever meet. He will keep you questioning your sanity and never let you have a boring time. It’s always best to have a bonsa by your side as they are extremely loyal.

Even though Bonsa can be a dog, he is super loyal.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Jaymez Bonsall

A person with such a substantial amount of sexy points, a big brain, and a huge dick.

Jaymez Bonsall Has a whopper of a penis

by bonsall2004 November 7, 2020

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bonobo love

care-free expressions of affection between people.

"there was so much bonobo love at that party... A massive group of people were just stroking eachother"

by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017

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Bonbons

A fun and very annoying (if said in the right accent) way of saying lollies sweets candy etc. Commonly used to nag parentals and little sisters on long road trips. Always said with an annoying accent

"Bonbons for everyone!"
"Can I has a bonbon mommy?"
"Bonbons for Katelyn! Bonbons! Give her a bonbon Joan! Bonbons! We wants bonbons"

by Maxibabee April 14, 2010

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