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Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-blumping
by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
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mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker
Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!
by high performance 5 December 1, 2011
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Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.
Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.
by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019
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Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
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blimpnic

A picnic on a blimp.
For Valentine's Day, John and I are going for a blimpnic.
by Joshman313 January 26, 2016
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Bluepypy

A bluepypy is a word that means dick/penis and it is commonly used in the bebés group! It was created back in 2018 in July while someone was playing fortnite!
Men have a bluepypy.
Woman do not have a bluepypy.
Your bluepypy is erect.
by Bluepypy March 26, 2019
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BluePlusSymbol

An osu!taiko user who is currently trying to complete osu!taiko and lives in Japan. He's made many accomplishments in his life like reach #1 on the osu!taiko score leaderboard, and also reach #1 in score on ShellShockLive.
BluePlusSymbol: I don't think I'm that famous yet (I usually only get like 25 likes on my tweets, and I haven't made a single post that has gotten dozens of thousands of likes like Xavy) 😢

Megumi678: you gotta stop thinking about that though

Megumi678: who cares how many likes you get on twitter

Megumi678: it’s what you’ve accomplished

Megumi678: you’ve done so many impressive things on taiko and outside of taiko

Vezzi: Likes are meaningless as xyu said, for the most part they are just numbers

BluePlusSymbol: Thanks.
by Megumi678 March 21, 2022
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