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Bloops

When the state of a woman, or man's breasts hang low and are sagging.
"Grandma's got her bloops out again"

"I thought she was hot, but then she turned around and I was stunned by her bloops"

"Samm has severe back pain due to her bloops"
by Sierra Delta October 15, 2020
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Bloop

a massive bloody poop that happens when a girl poops while on her period. she can push all her muscles with no fear of shooting a tampon out her vag. the outcome is a large amount of blood and poop. aka a BLOOP
Maddie I really need to pop a squat and take a fat bloop
by maddielikesdick June 12, 2019
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I was just blooping around.

Let me just bloop this right in here.
by WeBoe April 26, 2021
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Nadifo told me glasses were ugly so i blooped on her.
by Molly pocket May 5, 2019
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The sound your piss makes when it curdles, eventually hitting the water and producing a "bloop" sound. Ordinarily comes from people of the African American variety. It's also a rare disease which was first discovered by Eman when his piss produced a "bloop" sound as it hit the toilet water.
Brandon: Ayo you get with that girl yet?
Eman: Yeah she sucked on that shit till she made it bloop.
by NerdyBuggo July 27, 2024
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Music that doesn't go anywhere. Like Hey, Wee Gord we ain't that stupid to get tickets for the Bloop are we come on. Here we go... Wait the drop is about.... nearly there, nearly, there, nearlyyy... Oh shit! God dam you Lisboa.
We bought tickets for Bloop! God DAM IT and fuck life, the music of no origin. You ruined my entire year. It makes liquid seem exciting. Fuck Max and fuck Bloop
by The Real Bloop March 30, 2023
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A tiny itty bitty poopy that a baby makes after sitting on the toilet for 35min on TikTok.
"There's no way you only did tiny bloops after eating taco bell"
by Eidiamw d June 1, 2022
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