Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"
Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!
by Neon Spleen October 16, 2008
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cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.
If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.
by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010
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Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman
Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker
by Dwight_showman November 24, 2008
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hater blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.
Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."
by Dr. Titty Jiggle July 22, 2006
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shot blocker

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.
He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!
by WouldBeAmazingShot August 15, 2010
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God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"
by Jonathan87 April 07, 2004
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Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 31, 2019
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