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Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"
Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!
by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009
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cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.
If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.
by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010
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Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman
Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker
by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009
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hater blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.
Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."
by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 7, 2008
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Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016
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Boner Blockers

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection
This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!
by Jba000HD December 14, 2016
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Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 30, 2019
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