corn blindness

When you are a killer, and are chasing someone through a corn field and no longer can see them in the game dead by daylight.

"Toxic Claudette! you know corn blindness is a real thing!"

by Corn blindness October 19, 2018

Camp Blinders

During summer camp when you experience the feels for someone who you would not normally be attracted to.

Jason: You know, I never noticed until now, but Lucy is kinda hot...

Nate: Na, man. It's just camp blinders.

by timewarp November 29, 2018

divine behind

When a man/woman has an ass that is so fine. A choir of angels can be heard singing.

That girl had a real divine behind.

by Ngljusthere4lols May 3, 2020

trend-blind

A unique succesful one-off cultural event, product or phenomenon which appears unaffected by any recent or contemporary fashion, and belongs to no definable style.

'That band don't even care what's hip; they're totally trend-blind and just go their own way.'

by wolfalicia October 28, 2021

Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure

After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.

by deencee08 October 10, 2016

Close the blinds

To chill out or calm down

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.

by Tinypyro June 6, 2017

get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019