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Blxssed

A dumb fatass retard who weighs down every fucking car with his fatness. They also love asian women.
Oh god, a Blxssed is trying to have gay sex with me...
by peegeeare April 30, 2025
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Blessday

An angel’s version of a birthday, as in the day they ascended into Heaven.
Happy Blessday, Brittany! It’s been 20 years since you came into our afterlife!
by TrentTheVeganphobe October 26, 2025
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juliauna blessel

Another word for HUMP ME FUCK ME DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOCK
You better Juliauna blessel me tonight. I’m Julianna blessed
by Youdontneedprotection December 19, 2017
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dish blesser

An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.
Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?
by explanagraphics June 18, 2023
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Holy OC blesser

When OC pu to junior to bless everyone and chev gets happy hes getting blessed in junior and not doing latin with the doc
Guy said "bro holy OC blesser's nic got stolen at the function, it was probably the person that wrote this ong"
by BGBabushka February 24, 2023
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