Uncle Bernie

To pull an "Uncle Bernie" is to leave your wife/girlfriend/significant other in the middle of the night....no notice...no note....no nothing.....checkmate

My Uncle Bernie was watching the lateshow one night in the 1960's and his wife asked him if he was coming up stairs to go to bed.....his last words to her were: "I will be up right after the late show" No one saw or heard from him again for three and a half years.

by 9 lugg November 9, 2010

Bernie Bro

A derogatory term coined by the Clinton machine to generalize Bernie supporters as sexist, white young men. The idea was to get Clinton elected simply because she was a female.

In reality, 58% of women and 55% of men approve of Sanders, according to a Harvard poll. Sanders supporters overwhelmingly support Elizabeth Warren - who is also female.

Then again, facts meant nothing back in 2016.

- Babe Bernie's plans are gonna be dope! Infrastructure, education and free healthcare is gonna grow the economy and his none-intervention foreign policy ends decades of American Imperialis...

- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU A BERNIE BRO?!?!

-....Um...is that supposed to be a bad thing? Like I was saying...the economy and foreign policy...

- YOU'RE FUCKING SEXIST

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by randomguy908727 September 28, 2017

bernice

Bernice is a cadillac superior royale tiarra limosine funeral coach. She's got a 4-29 V-8 Engine, offering 340 VHP at 4600 revolutions per minute. a 21 foot beauty with a 156 inch wheel base, containing a 4 barrel rodchester, quadrojet carburator. WITH turbo-hydromatic transmission. Bernice wieghs over 6,000 pounds. the infamous hearse from the movie "grand theft parsons".

hippie- meet bernice!

by lulu223 July 19, 2006

bernie

1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done.

It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo.

2. To slap very hard

The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him.

I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me.

by BenDover89 May 21, 2008

bernie mac

To take a shit, which is big, brown, and funny sounding.

Brb, i gotta go drop a bernie mac.

by Mr. Snowy April 13, 2006

Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009

bernise

basically, a vagina.

"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."

by dfasdf March 24, 2008