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bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it
Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.
by kobi16701 December 9, 2008
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Bumpersticky

Something worthy of a bumpersticker, or more usually, not worthy.
Who decided that 'Smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein!' was bumpersticky?
by TattMan July 29, 2010
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bumpercasting

Expressing your point of view through an over abundance of bumper-stickers.
I get you are pro-life, but do you need all the bumpercasting? I can't see what color your car is.
by BiggJoe December 20, 2010
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Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.
John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.
by tmoney234 March 25, 2011
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bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.
ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
by coyotemutt March 7, 2014
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bumper clad ting

bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.
Damn Nathan ;thats a bumper clad ting my brudda !
by HoskingBogii January 4, 2017
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Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
by madjunkie March 16, 2017
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