Doo Doo Boarding

Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.

Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him

by AdrianOnUD September 5, 2010

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

Water boarding

When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.

Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.

by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019

boarding school

An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.

He's from boarding school. Get your sister to kick his ass.

by littleman77 July 20, 2008

Bearing

You are talking utter shit and dont know what you are talking about

"You think your 10 men, your chatting bearing"
"The blackout crew are chatting bearing"

by Phil the power June 20, 2008

boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

by beas1knees November 3, 2011

Wrong Boarding

The act of being a poser on a longboard. Usually a hipster or a young teenage girl who act like there the shit because they have a longboard. basically any one who cant stop or can't ride a longboard, but deceives people into believing they are at a level at which they aren't even close.

Dude:Hey did you hear Jenny got a longboard
Bra:yea dude, but she's a total wrong boarder. I mean till she can prove her worth tackling the big hill.
Dude: yea she talks a big game. I bet she can't even brake
Bra: she sounds like such a wrong boarder
Dude:wrong boarding gives longboarding such a bad name.

by Steeve Mcfly May 12, 2014