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Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.
Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012
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bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
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batari

Batari: upright as a judge, very caring respectful, determined. Honest with regards, introvert but very popular amongst society. Girls do like his company and attention men do get attracted to his charisma and character. Well cultured and verse in general knowledge, distinguished by modesty. Earns respect at all times.
Batari: upright as a judge, very caring respectful, determined. Honest with regards, introvert but very popular amongst society. Girls do like his company and attention men do get attracted to his charisma and character. Well cultured and verse in general knowledge, distinguished by modesty. Earns respect at all times.
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Bathroom Graffiti

Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.
Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.
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Track Baton

a really big dick that is between 9-12 inches.
Shit Tim has a fucking track baton. I won't be able to walk for a couple days
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chappie baton

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.
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