Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

by shants November 25, 2006

Burting

A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'

" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."

by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009

Chav-baiting

Verb, a sport, to bait a chav. To do anything you canto provoke a particularly irritating chav, until you finally annoy the fuck out of them and go completely mental, (usually done for entertainment purposes). Best done via the internet or text, so there is no risk of injury, although in person is also fun. Can only be done by a non-chav.

Friend: wyut? (:
Me: chav-baiting hehe ^^
Friend: lmao, yayy xD

Chav: u lil emo fagot, ill fuckn bang u!!11!!11
Me: ...win :D

by lalalala(: December 2, 2010

barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 17, 2006

Barrington High School

Public High School in Barrington, Illinois. The somewhat well known wealthy suburb of Chicago. Located on the west side of town, this school huge and has a student population of about 3,000. People from the smaller Barrington parts (North Barrington, South Barrington, Barrington Hills, etc) and part of Deer Park, Hoffman estates and Carpentersville students also go here. We are known for being good at sports and are kinda a butt of jokes for other schools for being rich AND snobby, but look at New Trier. Not everyone here is a douchebag and people are nice. We also tend to hang out at the Deer Park Town Center since all there really is besides nice restaurants in downtown Barrington is a McDonald's in Barrington also. People come from Station Middle School and Prairie Middle School.

Barrington High School were Baseball State Champs.

by IrishArizonan October 9, 2019

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005