Anchorman (the drinking game)

The single greatest drinking game in the history of drinking games. The Decathlon of drinking games.

REQUIRES: 2 teams of 5. 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.
OBJECT: To get fucked up.
GAMEPLAY:

1. Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of 5. Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins.

2. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.
3. "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.
PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never"

Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one.

Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.

Gen Xer: Dude lets play some Anchorman (the drinking game)
Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy
Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie
Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick....
Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light?
Millenial: Is that a new sour IPA?
(Gen Xer proceeds to kick the Millenial's ass, ties him up with his braided leather belt, then puts on Dave Matthews to chill out...)

by RATTnroll June 13, 2019

Anchorage steamer

complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness

After the Tucson shooting by Jared Loughner, Sarah Palin complained loudly about the issue being politicized (as her violent rhetoric was condemned by many after it occurred) while simultaneously referring to Loughner as left-leaning. By doing this she performed an Anchorage steamer.

by Mark Grayson January 21, 2011

Anchor

A large, heavy object dropped from a ship to prevent it from floating away. However, using anchors in the way they are intended to be used is just plain boring. Anchors are much more entertaining if they are dropped from the sky onto the head of someone you hate or generally dislike. In this sense, anchors are closely related to anvils and 16-ton weights. Though less common than its relatives, the anchor is favored by sadists for its broad, dull blade, which creates a spectacle that is generally much more gory than its broad-bottomed alternatives, which are known for creating simple splats or accordion effects.

Edgar hated John Doe. Edgar hated John Doe so much that dropping an anvil or weight on his head simply wouldn't suffice. So, Edgar dropped an anchor on John Doe. As a result, John Doe was splattered AND cleaved messily in half.

by Everbound Venvel February 6, 2009

archon

a nobleman/magistrate/judge in ancient Greece.

An Archon who was voted with emergency powers to reform the government contributed greatly to democracy.

by Chake99 April 25, 2005

Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

by Brian connor July 23, 2007

Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.

Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

anchor man

(verb) To drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as Jack Black's character does when he boots Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge in the movie Anchor Man.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm gonna anchor man it across the yard.

by Yammy152 August 10, 2007