Bad Assness

the act of being bad ass

"i like Roger Clemens bad assness"
"you gotta show your bad assness"

by Ali December 10, 2003

assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass

Why don't you bend over and assertain me?

by JMmm June 8, 2005

Asser

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

by Baskims June 27, 2017

assery

rubbing your ass on someone

origin: County Cork, Ireland

from:
ass - hind portion of an animal
-ery - to rub

Yo bitch! Stop wit the assery and suck dis dick!

by G March 16, 2004

Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009

assness

1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.

"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

assertive

prone to being a pain in the ass

i see youve been to self assertion classes then...

by Incony October 17, 2003