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Al Gore

A person who acts in contradiction to his stated beliefs or feelings and/or their own brainwashing campaign.

See also "Fuckhead, fucktard, fuckwad, Bono, Bill Maher"
There's a couple grand in their savings account, so Billy decided he would 'Al Gore' the situation, and tell his wife the water heater was overheating and using too much gas, so he had to drain the savings account to remedy the situation.

He was actually doing his wife a favor by keeping her from the inconvenient truth that he'd actually be using the cash on strippers and booze.
by bug-eyez November 23, 2011
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AlGoreithm

A long, mind boggling explanation of an environmental problem, set to Melissa Etheridge's music.
Vladimir: Did you really go to Professor Greengrass's lecture?

Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger
by Ben_Dustman May 8, 2011
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Algorym

"Did you hear that rapper? All of his lines Rhymed perfectly."

"Yea, it was like that mother fucker got a degree in Algorym."
by CabbyRoss September 4, 2011
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Al Gore

The man we all came to know and loathe in the 1980's, forgot about in the 1990's and sometimes wish had become president in 2000 (providing his anal-retentive wife, Tipper, could keep her mouth shut for 4-to-8-years!)
Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about global warming (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.
Al Gore: The man who gave us the PMRC, warning labels on record albums, boring autobiographies, tedious movies, false claims-to-fame, and Manbearpig.
by Ozymandius December 20, 2010
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algorianism

Something so plainly false that anyone insisting it is true looks like a complete asshole.
Anything Al Gore has ever said about climate change could be classified as an algorianism.
by Werdsmythe December 8, 2009
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algorerithm

a procedure or formula for creating a problem
What did I tell you? You just algorerithm'd it!
by phil rumsey January 8, 2010
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algorean green

Ridiculous energy saving strategies to reduce the carbon footprint.
The company I work for is really algorean green. They installed a $39 motion detector to control a $3.90 light bulb that will use 39 cents worth of electricity in 39 years.
by M79 December 4, 2010
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