goofy dawg

A fine ass sexy boyfriend that’s making u goofy cuz u got it bad for him ALL the time

That sexy ass boy is all mine he makes me crazy he’s my goofy dawg!

by Baby plant October 14, 2022

goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.

Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger

by viriondash May 26, 2023

Goofy Gumdrop

A exceptionally silly and funnie gay person (usually a gay) that is very funny and kind with making big words

Yo bro did you see that goofy gumdrop?
No I didn't, are you talking about me because I'm queer?

by Not a goofy gumdrop February 13, 2022

justin is goofy

bro my friend justin is goofy ngl

matt also wrote this ezpz

BRO JUSTIN IS GOOFY FRFR

btw matt was here 2023

by MatMannn_ September 12, 2023

Goofy dick

When a tall skinny dopey guy has a Huge Dick.

He was a bore, but you saw him he had that Goofy Dick

by Moonie Money February 6, 2023

Goofy Act

When something that looks like it would be in a cartoon, that's a goofy act.

"Did you see the guy who got hit by a car then clubbed in the head with a bat then exploded?"
"Yeah that shit was a goofy act"

by Smagnmga February 7, 2021

Goofy Gonzo

A miny wanksta. This person has a lot of friends and acts cool, but is a huge loser and eats doggy fudge.

When they fight they use a cheap tactic:

When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.

When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.

I hope I get a Goofy Gonzo for Christmas!

A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.

Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.

by Chauncy Jamal December 15, 2003