Zonkler

Someone that means the world to you, someone you’d do anything for because you love them so much. This person has the power to change your mood in the matter of seconds just by a few words.

You were my zonkler and I miss you

by Ahoy me noy October 9, 2020

Zonkd

One step above being stuck when you are smoking weed.

I am above stuck I'm zonkd

by Smokesalot4312 October 18, 2020

Zonked

When you take to many edibles,or smoke too much shader. And forget several hours at a time.

Man I was totally zonked today.

by Tonyblueyes December 19, 2020

Zonked

Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.

After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.

by an interesting individual! March 3, 2021

Zonkey

A mix between a donkey and a zebra

At the zoo: “Awww look the cute zonkey!”
Zoo keeper: “What’s that?”
You: “THE MF ZONKEY”

by anonymous March 9, 2021

zonkaluga'd

Just absolutely slambered out of their mind

that guy was absolutely zonkaluga'd

by TheWhatNow March 9, 2021

Zonka

Zonka is when you bait someone into correcting you by intentionally saying something stupid.

Especially useful with know-it-all’s.
They can’t help themselves.

A. Dad’s favorite NFL player was Larry Ca-Sahn-Ka
B. It’s pronounced Zonka you moron
A. No kidding. You just got Zonka’d

by Feastish March 22, 2021