Yosele

yiddish word for Jesus. cute yiddish word for jesus christ

Are you going to the mall today? No i'm going to see yosele

by schmekie October 2, 2010

Yose

This BIG ass nigga to my left!

IM BIG YOSE and im in an eating competition with myself NIGGA!!!

by Yomawma July 6, 2018

YOUSEF

The only existing human cat in the world

Person:1 Damn did that cat just turn to a human(Yousef)?

by charrjkrj April 18, 2019

Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

by Chad Bro Chill January 5, 2008

Yusef

A name given to a incest dog that knows nothing

Your a yusef

by Idek077 August 4, 2018

Yosuf

YOSUF The coolest man alive he is the guy you wanna be friends with but when he gets angry he spits fire when he is hungry he is angry but once he eats he feels better HE LIKES DUCKS AND TURTLES

Dr. Ahmed Al-lean: let's spitroast Dr. Kream Al-Jabari
Dr. Kamikaze: dibs on ass😈
Yosuf:

by Dr Gookie April 17, 2022

Yousef

Yousef is the name given to a person who is just a pure dickhead. He can always be spotted wearing a confederate flag shirt, if not it’s probably because he took it off to fuck his cousin. He probably also likes kids.

YOUSEF NO STOP WE’RE FAMILY

by Bobbymooresken May 25, 2018