yo mama

...is so fat, she is very self conscious about the way she appears in public

lolol yo mama

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Yo mama

A bitch. Any female cum sucking slut.

Whoever says Eminem is a bitch. he will fuck yo mama.

by yo daddy July 13, 2003

yo mama in bed

an insult to people with milfs ha ha ha

dean i had yo mama in bed last night

by bob September 5, 2004

yo mama

the target of many an uneducated moron's only comeback to an insult

1.) yo mama's teeth so messed up, when she smile her mouth look like it throwin up gang signs.

2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman

3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself

4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot

5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.

6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on

7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on

by C-Note and P-Unit July 16, 2008

yomammatogoonaplatewrappedinsaranwrap

Someone's mother who ate all the food at thanksgiving so they had to send her to home to other people as the take home plates!!!!!!!

This thanksgiving yomammatogoonaplatewrappedinsaranwrap as a present for others.

by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

by D. September 30, 2003

YO MAMA

One's mother, typically used as an insult, or a half assed answer to a question.

yo mama so stupid, she went to go buy a porn, and came back with a video head cleaner.
Q: what is the average population density of the united states?
A: Yo' mama!

by O. G. cripple D loc November 5, 2003