verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007
Get the The willy wonka mug.The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.
Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.
Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.
Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.
by Dankerman January 7, 2013
Get the Chili Wonka mug.by Cris August 14, 2005
Get the Willy Wonka mug.East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.
See also wonk, galpal.
See also wonk, galpal.
by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007
Get the wonkette mug.If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would hten have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.
John "Wonko The Sane" Watson is tall and gangly.
He lives in an inside-out house overlooking the Pacific Ocean. That is, to visit you park on the carpet. There's a sign on the wall that reads, "Come Outside." He considers the rest of the world to be "The Asylum," because it seemed to him that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which he could live and stay sane.
Wonko knows more about the dolphins than any other human being alive.
John "Wonko The Sane" Watson is tall and gangly.
He lives in an inside-out house overlooking the Pacific Ocean. That is, to visit you park on the carpet. There's a sign on the wall that reads, "Come Outside." He considers the rest of the world to be "The Asylum," because it seemed to him that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which he could live and stay sane.
Wonko knows more about the dolphins than any other human being alive.
Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams
by Wonko_The_Sane January 22, 2005
Get the Wonko the sane mug.When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.
by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007
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