Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

weiner waver

a guy that likes to engage in indecent exposure

nanny is a weiner waver

by reno April 17, 2005

weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.

Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.

by cdouble April 16, 2007

Weiner

the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.

teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff WEE-ner?
class: haha, wiener!
jeff: it's weiner. pronounced WHY-ner. assholes.

by sammydavisjrjr January 24, 2009

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"

woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"

by Caravan July 4, 2012