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Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.
Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010
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pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.
chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!
by brendapat February 22, 2010
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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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storm watcher

A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.
It's tornado season and the storm watchers are out there full force.
by pentozali December 24, 2013
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weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.
Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.
Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today
by DaPinkPoptart January 19, 2015
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gift watcher

A person that buys someone a gift (rather it be randomly, birthday, or Christmas) and you wait for them to wear it, constantly bringing the gift up
Tim: hey , why you never wore them boots I bought you for Christmas
Mary: I'm looking for the perfect shoes to match them, why are you being such a gift watcher!
by Daddygoose25 April 30, 2016
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