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Washington & Lee University 

A school in Lexington Virginia that owns its place in the record books as 8th wonder of the world, "Geographically, the only hole above ground." This is a private rich-kids school for gay guys who would get beat up if they went to Hampden-Sydney, and girls who still think pearl necklaces are cool.
Man1: So, where are you goin to college?
Man2: W&L
Man1: Dude, I never knew you were gay.

Washington State 

home of the stoners, gays and serial killers. it's pretty great. it's very liberal. it also has pretty forests if you ignore the crackheads, homeless people, hookers, rednecks and garbage. the only good things about Washington are the gays. we run everything. but also the weed is cheap and it's everywhere
where do you live?
Washington.
d.c that's so cool!
no you dipshit, Washington state
oh, home of the gays and serial killers
also great weed
yeah
Washington State by s u c c u l e n t November 10, 2019

Washington Nationals 

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1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!

Washington DC 

A slightly odd, predominantly black city which happens to be the capital of the US. Always getting blamed for bad Congressional decisions yet has no Representative. Overrun by stupid tourists who treat it like Mecca but are dying inside, home to lame landmarks and hot as hell during summertime. Not quite worth the trip but home to those who live there.
"Excuse me, but can you direct me to the National Zoo?"
-Most Common Sentence In The Washington DC Area
Washington DC by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 28, 2013

Washington Township Cheerleaders 

The most amazing cheerleaders you will ever see. They are 6 times confrence champs and Varsity and JV are state champs. JV has an undefeated season and so does Big V (Varsity) ..don\'t think you will beat them, because chances are you wont. Also every girl on the team is hot ..pretty much :-)
The WTHS cheerleaders are better than Triton :-) thank you.

Washington Allstar

To put a deflated basketball into a woman's vagina then inflate it by making her quiff
Last night shaun gave jasmin a washington allstar

Washington Buzzsaw 

When you shave a girls pubes into a mo-hawk and take another girls pussy and put the mo-hawk pubes into her vagina lips, add mustard on top of both of them, and put your dick in between both pussy lips and have fun;D
Dude those girls made be do a washington buzzsaw!!

ewwww..