Wandering Hero

A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.

Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.

Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.

by The Hungarian T-Bird December 6, 2011

wanderlust

- spring dresses featuring exotic prints and earth tones

- costa blancas wicked new spring 2012 line

" i love that dress.... its so wanderlust"

by costababe September 22, 2012

wanderlust

When you have an explosion of sperm/semen in your ass hole.

He made gave me wanderlust.

by wanderluster69 February 17, 2022

wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

Wanderlust

One of the best shows to ever grace Comedy Central. Focusing on a German Traveller going around the world, the character Gehard Reinke would make fun of locals, get into some trouble of his own, and even experience some of the naitive's traditions. Best of all, he would often get a theme at the beginning of the show (Example: Pee Shyness or tracking down Big Foot), and would turn his vacation upside down.
Sadly, the show was cancelled after 6 Episodes.

Wanderlust is normally shown at around 2-4 am or on rare occasions, 7 am on Sundays.

by Nugz August 23, 2005

wanderin'

The effect of smoking marijuana; derived from the language Jag

" I was wanderin' all afternoon after I got out of class."

by Jake January 6, 2005

wandering tongue

when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"

so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....

by kwheezy February 25, 2008