Waggery

waggish behavior; drollery

The correct spelling of "weggery," which most often refers to a particular Weg.

Tossing lighted firecrackers around is not the kind of harmless waggery that it might seem.

You know you're in for some waggery when that freckly bespectacled Weg starts regaling everyone with fanciful tales of exotic lands.

by NadavW February 18, 2011

Washeruping

The art of showering and washing up at the same time. There is no need for washing up liquid, you just use your tongue. Known to be minimalistic for people who want to save their precious time.

Bob: "Yo why is Brian in the shower with a bunch of dirty plates?"
Lilly: "His washeruping!"
Bob: "Phew! I thought he was trying to re-enact american pie by rubbing his cock on the dirty plate."

by Paleo Chase September 12, 2011

Washernator

~n~ 1. Someone who goes to the bathroom, urinates, and then leaves without washing their hands

" Did you just see that guy leave the bathroom? He's the washernator in the office grossing everyone out!!!"

by The Kitanator January 17, 2012

Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013

Wageroon

When your dog reaches a certain age, it will start to wageroon. Often at this age, it will start to dry hump anything or anyone if it has the chance to.

Jeepers Pablo, your dog is starting to become a wageroon! It's dry humping all my furniture!

by Gorilla man333 September 11, 2018

Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.

Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper

by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021

Wager me random

When a comp 2k player asks a bum(aka random) to play a series either bo3, bo5 or bo7 for real money. Whoever wins gets the money that both teams put in the pot.

Stop taking trash if you're not gonna "wager me random."
You're free "wager me random" I need some money to feed my kids.

by RipPercs September 2, 2021