wifi shit

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.

"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.

by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006

Wikifriend

A friend whose mind or opinion on something can be changed simply by an opposing comment.

Bill: That movie wasn't too amazing.

Kiefer: I thought it was pretty good.

Bill: Yeah, me too.

Kiefer: Nice to have a wikifriend like you.

by Tamer Sutherland October 9, 2008

wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

by BedBugBeware March 15, 2011

FSA Wifi

The worst internet you could ever connect to. It affects many people every day.

bob: Dude my school is FSA, therefore, I have to FSA Wifi
bill: I feel bad for you

by turbo1459 May 9, 2019

WiFis

A word in use by apple fanboys to describe internet connection speeds.

I can't get connect to face book because my iPhone has no WiFis.

I got this iPhone because it has more Wifi's than Droid.

by qquack August 5, 2010

Wifi Wifey

A bae who is a long distance partner

I'm going to see my wifi wifey this weekend

by Banubear July 11, 2016

Wiffles

A terrible case of Acne of the Vagina.

"You should get your Wiffles checked out soon"

"OMG, her wiffles are so gross!"

by ilikewafflesyo October 19, 2010