story vomit

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.
by aussieankie November 25, 2013
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vomit kicker

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.
While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.
by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005
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Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
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rockstar vomit

Waking up in bed with your face in a pool of vomit having thrown up your guts whilst passed out after a massive night.
I had to wash my bed sheets after having a rockstar vomit last night.
by Pirov November 18, 2008
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wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement
My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest
by MMWC July 05, 2013
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Study Vomiting

Meaning one: Learning a heap of new information/concepts and after spend two weeks applying it to every situation and then find out that everyone else has known it all for years (not all the time).
Meaning two: Vomiting up all the information and understanding in your head onto an exam paper and hoping for the best.
Sorry, I was study vomiting all the stuff I have been studying for my exams next week.
by Matchsticksonfire June 16, 2015
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vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
by warion July 13, 2010
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