Irritating Vowel Syndrome

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.

Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."

by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010

Vocalist

The voice in a band. As long as they are still providing vocals for a band it doesnt matter how well they are or how bad they suck they are still considered as such, as long as they haven't been kicked out. Vocalists tend to steal the spotlight from other important members of the band such as the drummer or bassist. Most people usually pay more attention to the vocalist and guitar and disreguard the drummer and bassist even though without them, that band you love so much would sound like shit.

dude 1: Goddamn this guy cant sing/scream for shit!
dude 2: Can you believe he's considered a vocalist?
dude 2: ... Least the drums and bass are good!

by background music August 25, 2010

Vogel

Someone who is a closet weenie toucher that gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

by judbgrdmchn June 28, 2006

Vowels

A poker term for having a pair of Aces, usually a pocket pair. All other letters on cards are consonants (K for King, Q for Queen and J for Jack) but the A for Ace is the only vowel.
It is the best pre-flop hand in Texas Hold'em.
Ace/Ace is also referred to as "pocket rockets," "weapons of mass destruction," "American Airlines," and "bullets."

The short stack under-the-gun shoved all of his chips in, and the guy on the button shoved as well. I peeked at my cards, saw vowels, and eagerly shoved all my chips in as well. How could I not go all-in with vowels there?

by SavagePenguin September 14, 2010

Vowel And a Towel

To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.

Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!

by Adam Wrightstuff December 12, 2006

Voce

disaster; terrible place to work; something that makes you want to die

this job is so Voce!

by thatgirl1979 August 17, 2007

speaking in vowels

Oral sex. A reference to the Fight Club quotation: "with a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels."

Devin said he'd have Gabby speaking in vowels tonight for sure.

by nospoon September 10, 2007