vorderman

A woman whose sex appeal and looks blossom at an age when most women's allure is fading.

Not quite the same as a MILF, because a MILF may well have been known for her attractiveness in her youth or before she had a child.

A vorderman is a woman who was once regarded as average, dowdy, bookish or nerdy, who abruptly turns into Mrs. Robinson type figure for younger men (or women).

Named after British TV presenter, Carol Vorderman.

- Mrs Lorenzo keeps getting hotter every year. What is she? 46 now??!
- She's one fuckable vorderman, alright.

by NaughtySteph July 9, 2010

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vorderman

A brainy milf

Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol

"That teachers a right horny vorderman."

by Twizla February 2, 2005

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vorderman • Millerism-Vondermanism • voerman • Volderminge • Vorderfadge • The Voreman

Vorderfadge

noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.

Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge!

by Nathan Wildgoose January 31, 2008

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voerman

"Oh voerman!"

by Vvvvvvvoerman December 28, 2017

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Millerism-Vondermanism

A friend of mine and myself started taking everyday nouns or verbs and turning them into adjective and strange verbs and or nouns.

Instead of saying "I'm cooking dinner" you say "I'm cookaficating dinner". Also, taking a whole sentence and turning it into one word. Someone asks "What are you doing?", and your answer is "I'm taking out the trash"
turns into a one word answer:
"Trashaficating" or "Garbaging".

by Dr. Cake April 17, 2004

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