1 definition by Adam Wrightstuff

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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.
Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!
by Adam Wrightstuff December 10, 2006
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