Valorant

A gay person that repeatedly plays valorant just for fun. Has no friends and has suicide thougths.

Hey gay bro! Wanna play val (valorant)?

by Odegard May 15, 2023

Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game

by bobabond June 25, 2023

Valoranting

The name given to when people are ranting on and on about Valorant, the popular video game created by Riot Games.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are they doing"
Guy 2: "They're Valoranting again"

by CASIN0 September 4, 2023

Valorant

Valorant is a free-to-play first-person tactical hero shooter developed and published by Riot Games. It is a team-based game set in the near future, where players assume the role of one of a set of agents with special abilities that fit several different roles within the game. The game is inspired by the Counter-Strike series and shares several mechanics such as the buy menu, spray patterns, and inaccuracy while moving.

Valorant is a popular first-person tactical hero shooter game that has gained significant attention among gamers.

by shivashisahaha December 17, 2023

Valorant Effort

When you're playing a game and someone makes an effort but the effort was actually quite mediocre or straight up bad so instead of being a valiant effort it must be concluded it was a Valorant Effort

Opposite of a "valiant effort"

"Go B go B, you got this bro"
*horrible peek and loses instantly*
"eh, it was a Valorant Effort.."

by Kaiser Pepe :^) November 26, 2023

Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me

wanna play valorant?
fuck you retigga

by retigga May 1, 2024

Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.

"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024