Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

by rashakash June 26, 2008

Everything But

Doing everything sexual EXCEPT sexual intercourse.

Valerie: "I'm getting together with this guy tonight to do an Everything But!"

Amanda: "No way!!!!"

by Carlyia August 2, 2008

Everything Is Purple

When one has inhaled enough smoke to the point of extreme euphoria, causing an epic high. Usually referred to the fine Purple Kush, but can be used any time whilst stoned.

boyfriend: im hella high
girlfriend: everything is purple...
boyfriend: maybe not as blown as you..

another wonderful example is the video "Purple Swag" by ASAP Rocky ~

by Dayzi420 January 15, 2012

Everything Dead

new york way of breaking up with somebody, its over

Dontai: It's over.
Bri: Huh?
Dontai: WRD 2 MOMMY EVERYTHING DEAD BITCH.
Bri: BAE NOO

by PinkBarbiezz July 20, 2022

i-verything

A sum of all Macintosh products and sofeware that has a name that starts with i.

"She thinks she's so sleek coz she's had i-verything. She's only a hollaback."


"I love my new Macbook for it has i-verything."

by mitual February 5, 2009

Everything But Girl

A girl who will do everything besides sex.

Mark: Hey did you and Laura bone last night?
Alex: No, she's an everything but girl

by Crazybitch97 December 12, 2012

everythingly

It is an adverb used to enhance adjectives by summarizing all synonymous words in the same linguistic category as the initial adverb.

For fuck sakes Louis you are fucking terribly everythingly bad at cooking.

Good on ya Margerie, you did a wonderfully everythingly great job at work today!

by Conferencers meetings September 20, 2014