Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by generichandle32 July 24, 2023

Useless Labels

All words used descriptively, most often as an apt defense, avoiding any means of a legitimate approach to or discussion of an issue. Regardless of "collective thoughts" on the validity or seriousness of the issue itself.

Anyone who hates Bush is a "Liberal", even though Liberal is another of the overly used Useless Labels. I'm probably some dumb fucking rich person or some stupid idiot who votes Republican because I don't understand the concept of propaganda and two ruling parties.

by Adam Joseph Dooley April 13, 2007

useless asian

criteria for useless asians include, but are not limited to:
-They eat all your food
-They know nothing about facebook chat
-They play less than 4 instruments
-They dont know how to make sushi
-They cant flip a pen around their hand
-They have less than a 4.0 GPA
-They do not have a perfect SAT score

doug does know about facebook chat, he is a useless asian! I hope a bird poops on his face.

by pale girls April 17, 2011

Useless Bush

A female of little or no value like an overgrown shrub that takes up valuable lawn space.

"Are you going to see that girl again?"
"No, she was just useless bush."

by Foooooooooooox June 12, 2008

Useless eater

One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing

The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

Useless relationship

A relationship where they do absolutly nothing and try and run away from each other. happens with younge teens or 11 and 12 year olds

Random: their relationship is such a useless relationship!
Other Random: yea i reckon they never hang around each other or talk to each other or anything!

by minson122 October 25, 2009

Useless cunt

A bassist. See Rule #2

Studio engineer: You're going to need new strings before we start recording
Bassist: But they're too expensive.
Studio engineer: What did you spend your money on? Weed? A new tattoo? You really are a useless cunt!

by Romo2Witten1983 June 4, 2021