post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

The Newfoundlandian Turducken

When an orgy becomes a sexual human centipede conga line, weaving midgets and tall people into the bunch

Our street parade, the Newfoundlandian Turducken, was quickly halted by the police

by succmedry January 18, 2017

truu

See tru.

Emily is such a mooch! truuuuu!

by Poop January 15, 2003

Turdulence

The rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.

JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.

by Wayne T Scott August 11, 2008

turquoise

Think's it's a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue.

Person: What's your favourite colour?
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...

by Black Bandana June 23, 2006

Turducken

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.

"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner

by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004

turdunken

a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a cornish game hen

my dad made turdunken for thanksgiving.

by the fuck fairy December 17, 2006