titleist

Said as tit-le-ist. Someone who is so annoying and so unaware of their stupidity that they wouldn't even be useful as a tit. Not to be confused with Titleist golf balls.

A:"Does she EVER shut the hell up?"
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."

by CaptainDouche May 29, 2006

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004

Turtleing

To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.

That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!

by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008

Turtlesexual

Having a sexual attraction to turtles.

She came out as Turtlesexual

by lolemorat April 10, 2017

chocolate turtles

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

turtleito

the best Twitter account ever to be made ong

turtleito is a goat

by Turtleito October 1, 2020

turtleztrax

the relationship between the turtle and the trax

when turtle loves trax and trax loves turtle

by trax December 2, 2003