Turing

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

by Underpants? October 7, 2003

turtling

Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.

Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!

by Xerxes2 September 28, 2005

turning a frown upside down

Always stay positive, nobody likes grumpy people.

Examples for turning a frown upside down:

Person 1: Do you know Joe?

Person 2: Yeaah.. he really needs to turn his frown upside down.

by Dinges October 28, 2013

turning up

Getting with someone. Whether it's being in a relationship or a one time thing.

Ben: are we turning up, or am I just wasting time?

by Partynextdoor April 22, 2014

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

Turning Butter

When a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the girl, then after sex your finger banging her and it makes a sloshing noise and feels like making butter.

Dude lastnight I pounded my wife and after that I was turning butter, it was some good eaten.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

Turtling

The act of 'turtling' is used mainly in first person shooters, (fps) it is to hide behind an object (Usually a crate/low wall etc) while still being able to see and shoot infront of you. This makes it very hard to be shot at by your enemy and also makes it very easy for you to kill your enemy without much effort at all. In games such as the 'Call of Duty' series it is possible to turtle and shoot your enemy while all they can see is your head and not your body or weapon. This is a very common but pretty cheap move used by most of the experienced 'Try Hard' players.

Victim #1- "I cant kill him hes turtling behind the damn wall!"

Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"

Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"

by DTShandyBass July 28, 2011