jizz triscuit

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.

this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.

by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005

gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for

Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

trisexual

A person or persons actively engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone or anything, be he, she, or it animate or inanimate.

That man, he a trisexual!

by ShoYooRight March 2, 2003

Triscuit

Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.

"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."

by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010

Trisexual

Someone who is willing to try anything, that is, a man or woman willing to experiment repeatedly with members of the same sex but who is primarily attracted to the opposite sex. See bicurious.

The word trisexual originated from the TV show Sex in the city.

by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006

Triscuit

A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.

Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.

by Trisc April 23, 2018

dick triscuit

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008