Nasal trumpet

During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.

I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...

by AMFK August 1, 2019

Trumpetism

A marching half-time show where the songs revolve around d the trumpet section. Other times in a show it well be where the lead trumpet has a solo in at least two of the songs.

The phantom of the opera has a lot of trumpetism, I (the lead trumpet) have four solos.

by RCtrumpet June 1, 2009

clunge trumpet

When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force

when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.

by clunge king April 26, 2009

monkey trumpets

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008

trumpet

1. The greatest musical instrument of classical and jazz music.
2. An instrument that gets all the solos.

1. Everyone recognizes a trumpet whenever they see it or hear it being played.
2. The trumpet got the solo because it sounded so cool and could be heard easily.

by Windwaker68 October 26, 2003

blowing his own trumpet

To boast about oneself, to speak very proudly and positively about oneself. In AmE, "to blow one's own horn"

John is blowing his own trumpet again, he is telling everyone he is the best sales manager of our Company.

by Evuski May 18, 2006

Trumpet Player

(Noun)
1) In marching band, the best section there ever was. The lead part. Without this section, there is NOTHING. If you are a trumpet player, you are the best
2) Most are cocky, love to show off, and are up the band directors ass and get what they want.

Obviously, the trumpet player is the backbone of any band.

by sokerguy16 November 13, 2005