Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007

Topher

n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.

SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.

by Chris Beddow April 14, 2004

Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011

Tooter Wrench

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.

Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.

by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009

story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.

Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.

by Failz0rz December 15, 2008

topper

the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.

girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.

girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.

girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"

by slott December 8, 2009