backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee

by dothead July 27, 2012

sits to pee

when a man sits to pee because it feel right

Donley~ man what is that thing
Tooker~ i dont have a clue but i bet it sits to pee

by tookerdeep September 30, 2013

Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!

People on facebook or other social networks who capitalize every word of their sentences, misspell words and stretch out some parts. They occasionally seem to not know how to use punctuation either. Another common characteristic of these people is adding a smiley at the end of what they say.

Status: "Mann ! Todayy Wuz An Awsum Dayy . Cann't Waitt Untill Tomorrow ! (:"

Guy reads and thinks: "Wow. I hate Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!"

by Branop October 17, 2011

Aggie with the Toupee

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.

Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

by teheeheeeeee February 12, 2019

topped

To have had one's breasts fondled. Past participle (and most common form) of top

"I've been topped before"

by Thê Ãtømï¢ Þhrêäk December 25, 2004

Toleen

On of the prettiest creatures alive. Some might even say that she is so charming that anyone that sees her might get hypnotized. She is extremely white and is short. she has an extremely flirty personality .

OMG she is such a toleen

by shakerbaker October 20, 2018

Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010