Tootsie

A 1980's comedy starring Dustin Hoffman. Quite possibly the funniest and most wonderful comedy of all time.

Yeah...The Graduate was good, but give me Tootsie any day!

by butterboy October 19, 2005

tools

slang for the hypodermic needles used to inject drugs.

"I can't get high because i dont have any tools"

by caliB September 26, 2005

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

TOOLS

weaponry.

i aint going out if i aint got no tools!!

by buzzingtons June 5, 2009

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

toolsack

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.

Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"

by Amfeezy October 10, 2006

Tootsie Pop

The act of sneaking your finger into your buttcrack or butthole and having a girl unknowingly suck on that finger

"Yo dude, i gave that bitch a tootsie pop last night."

by kcchiefs07 October 13, 2007