Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
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* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
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Person A: I met a great guy that makes me feel special and comfortable.
Person B: I'm guessing his name is Taisei!
Person B: I'm guessing his name is Taisei!
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After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.
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