Quesarito
Go to Chipotle and ask them for a quesarito. It is a tortilla with melted cheese inside of it, then it is opened up and you can put whatever you want in it. Finally, it is folded up like a burrito.
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Quesarito
A "secret menu" item at the Tex-Mex restaurant Chipotle, which if you order when there's a huge line,
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.
1. Everyone will fucking hate you
2. Everyone will sigh
3. People will talk about how stupid you are
4. The Chipotle employees will fucking hate you
5. The Chipotle employees will sigh
6. The Chipotle employees will talk about how stupid you are
The reason everybody hates when people order a burrito wrapped in a layer of cheese, and then wrapped in another tortilla, is that it takes SO LONG TO MAKE, and the patient people waiting in line behind you have to wait even longer.
My point is, don't order this. For the people who order this item, see douchebag and asshole.
Customer - Hey, could I have a quesarito please?
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Everyone in line and the staff members - FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Quesarito by blerblines May 17, 2015
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You have been craving a delicious quesadilla all day. But in your sleep addled state in the store after work you end up buying tiny taco tortillas. You get home and realize your mistake but are far too lazy to go back and get the bigger tortillas. So you put up with these tiny quesadillas. Kids are small. The Spanish word for kids is "niños". Therefore tiny quesadillas are known as "quesadiños".
Quesadiños by TenderGooch July 11, 2018
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