taint

ety. (v) Taint is a whimsical distortion of "it isn't" > it ain't > taint.

(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.

It taint part of the pussy and it taint part of the ass; it's right between them.

by Mission185 September 7, 2017

Taint Poacher

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.

Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.

by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

taint whistle

a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

by Will Bixby May 4, 2006

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006

Taintkerchief

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

Taint District

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

taint licker

Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)

Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D

by A Person That Likes Fish May 27, 2009