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Mystic Toilet

Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.
I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.
by Aendaeron Bluescale November 23, 2013
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School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.
Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
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Big Tilt Foreign Barn

In hockey, a big game against a rival team on their home ice, make sure the boys are ready to go because it's gonna be loud and rowdy and you gotta grind to get the W
Flyers locker room prior to a game at Madison Square Garden, "Alright boys lets get er goin here big tilt foreign barn."
by SnipePartyWheel December 1, 2011
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toilet muscle

A phrase that simply means "butt" or "ass".
One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!
by Telephony November 15, 2010
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Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.
- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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Nigga toilet

To describe an undesierable situation.
Man, Becky was nigga toilet at giving head.
by Yoinkdoink333 June 13, 2019
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Toilet Flopper

-noun

An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.
Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!

Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!
by jclk March 27, 2008
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